falloutbong:

i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment 

(via sharky-bandit)

books-wrote-my-story:

The frustration that occurs when you don’t really remember what happened in the previous book but you don’t want to reread it before continuing the series

(via milkcuf)

Anonymous asked:
Imagine if snakes had butts,like actual ass cheeks.

(Source: yodiscrepo, via milkcuf)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

(via araquita)

windcalling:

we’re here, we’re queer, we’re kinda tired and don’t really want to go to class

(via sliceofspoopy)

straightcougar:

little dude and slightly larger dude

(via sliceofspoopy)

maidmarians:

The Incredibles (2004)

Rest In Peace Elizabeth Peña

(via mrdespondency)

diefantasie:

Truth lies just beneath the surface by “Sarmati”

In Slavic mythology, the rusalki were fish-women, who lived at the bottom of rivers. In the middle of the night, they would walk out to the bank and dance in meadows. If they saw handsome men, they would fascinate them with songs and dancing, mesmerize them, then leading them away to the river floor to their deaths.

(A World of Fantasy)

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hurleysquad:

Ah, you like Fall Out Boy? I love their songs. The way those boys just [clenches fist] fall the frick out.

(via jadethecreeper)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

(via blueeyesandsadgoodbyes)

Inappropriate thoughts ft. you

(Source: brxghteyedeas, via jadethecreeper)

extraops:

confirmed

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