sexaholicrus:

needs a fic of this„, B’^)

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kilehye:

the world needs more Davecest

scene from a fic I really like

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akitsu-47:

1st prompt;
"candescent fulfillment"

////// Humanstuck Gamzee and Vriska? … yeah IDK haha… Sort of experimenting with shading and stuff. :/

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stereowire:

it’s 3am and i stayed up to finish this because i was pretty sure i’d be too embarrassed tomorrow in the light of day ha ha haaaaaah don’t look at me

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korrigantsionnach:

papadevs:

nononono

this is why women live longer

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pr1nceshawn:

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

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ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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keychainlizard:

shyborg//dieborg

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celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be so loved

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diamond-pizza:

Too lazy to masturbate,
Wish you were here to do it for me.
*sigh*

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

When I yawn

5 second roller coaster

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Disney Villains Week
Favorite Villain’s Clothing: Anastasia and Drizella Tremaine

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