My anaconda will consider it
yeah that’s true, but is it tru
(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
I absolutely love this keyring because it anthropomorphizes the need to have a place where my keys always are. Mine’s name is Marie Antoinette Lady Bird Sparrow and as soon as I get home she goes in her lovely home where she is safe and sound and easily find-able. (Available here for $5 USD)
when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad