do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
classic rock fandom *sweats nervously*
Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:
- Don’t do that
- Drink a glass of water
- Don’t be an idiot
- Stop feeling things
- Become cynical
- Transcend your corporeal form
- Ascend from this planet
- Become an otherworldly being
- Thank me
my favorite headline of all time
Jena Malone for Elias Tahan (x)
Lmao, girl to the left is like “go ‘head, boo.”
Happy Halloween :)
I did this makeup look for a House of Lashes contest, I was actually inspired to go in this direction by all the people that told me I look like Bastet, so thank you :3
I forgot to credit my boyfriend for taking the photos!
How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”
don’t forget “nubbins” and “mweh”
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
EVERYONE I HAVE OFFICIALLY DIED OKAY SO i was in walmart singing softly to the “gaston” song from beauty and the beast so i did the whole “when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large and now that i’m grown i eat five dozen eggs so i’m roughly the size of a barge” and this guy next to me covered in tattoos and piercing and a massive mohawk adds on quietly under his breath “no one fights like gaston”
i don’t even know you’re alive
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO THROW OUT A BAG I THOUGHT WAS EMPTY BUT I LOOKED INSIDE AND LOOK AT THIS LIL CUTIE I FOUND HIDING IN THE CORNER
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.